Welcome to the rabbit hole, friends. We can't wait to take you on a silent mobile dance odyssey. Float will completely change the way you look at your city, and it will unleash the bad self you've been hiding from polite company. Here, in six easy steps, is everything you need to know in order to FLOAT:
1. SAVE MONEY WITH ADVANCE TICKETS.
The first block of tickets is just FIFTEEN DOLLARS(!), but as each Float approaches, the prices will rise, peaking at $30 at the door.
2. Dress Yourself APPROPRIATELY.
Attire yourself appropriately for epic dancing. WEAR COMFORTABLE, RUNNING-FRIENDLY SHOES. Costumes, makeup, anything glowing, normcore, whatever. Look like your bad self.
3. READY YOUR MIND AND BODY FOR THE EXPERIENCE.
Drink responsibly. Responsibly. WEAR COMFY SHOES. Seriously. Stretch. Hydrate. Round up all your cool friends. Also round up your lame friends. Make them wear comfortable shoes too.
4. Join us.
Join us at [TOP SECRET EVER-CHANGING DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT] to prepare the preparations and avail yourself of drink specials if you so choose. Yes, there's time to mingle. Or simply relax in the calm before the storm.
We'll lead you on an epic, one-of-a-kind dance adventure through a new neighborhood and new music each month.