Here, in six easy steps, is everything you need to know if you want to Float with us in LA!
1. Download the Music.
Obtain a portable mp3-player (iPhone, Droid, Zune, iPod Nano, whatever) and a pair of headphones. Soon,three brand new DJ mixes will be posted here. Download the mixes and upload them to your mp3 player.
2. No Peeking.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE FILES BEFORE THE DANCE PARTY COMMENCES. IF YOU DO YOU WILL RUIN THE SPONTANEOUS VIRGINAL JOY OF THE FIRST-TIME LISTENING EXPERIENCE. Seriously don't do it.
3. Dress Yourself.
3. Attire yourself appropriately for epic dancing. WEAR RUNNING SHOES. Costumes, elaborate hair and makeup, and anything that glows in the dark are optional but highly recommended.
4. READY YOUR MINDS AND BODIES FOR THE EXPERIENCE.
Dress fancy. We're talking tutus and morphsuits and crazy makeup and sky high hair. Drink responsibly. Responsibly. WEAR COMFORTABLE SHOES. Stretch. Hydrate. Grab your friends.
5. Join us.
Join us at [TOP SECRET DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT] to prepare the preparations. Then, at the appointed moment, at the appointed location, press play on the first mix of the night. Surrender yourself to the dance. Follow the pied pipers of FLOAT on an adventure like no other.