Float is back. For real. At last.
On October 24th & 25th, we’ll be taking groups of ten on a brand new, socially distant adventure under the best possible COVID safety protocols (while, yes, you sign your life away on this liability waiver). Part dance party, part adventure course, consider Legends Of The Hidden Float a reintroduction to your body and the world. We'll reacclimate you to following instructions through headphones and being around humans, then lead you off on an utterly unique adventure through the park, unlike anything you've done before. Expect not just a roving dance party, but also a series of very silly surprise activities worthy of the Purple Parrots. Plus goodie bags.
Legends Of The Hidden Float lasts approximately two hours, with no afterparty. Join us at 5:30pm or 8:30pm with your guide Megan Allen, or at 7:00pm and 10:00pm with your guide Mary Ann Pianka. Please arrive no more than fifteen minute early, but do be on time so you can find us in the northwest corner of the park and don't get left behind. Tickets are $25, and all gift certificates, vouchers, and sherpa tickets will be accepted. No-questions-asked refunds will be available until 24 hours before your start time. Sorry, no at-the-door ticket sales.
If you cannot keep your mask on, or you cannot arrive reasonably sober and stay that way, or you cannot keep six feet apart from each other and the people we encounter… please do not buy a ticket. If we have safety or sobriety issues at even one of these events, we will have no choice but to cancel and refund all the rest. If y’all can behave yourselves in the new normal, we get to keep doing this bigger and better. RSVP available on Facebook.
HERE’S WHAT YOU’RE GONNA DO:
1. Buy a ticket! They’re just $25 and with pandemic-scale groups, they’ll sell out fast!
2. RSVP YES, YESYESYES, or HELL YES on the Facebook event. Pass the info on to EVERYONE you think deserves to be happy, at least for one night. Text your friends. Email them. Whatever. This is the most important thing that will ever happen.
3. READY YOUR MINDS AND BODIES FOR THE EXPERIENCE. Please ready your minds and bodies responsibly. Stretch. Hydrate. Dress to move. WEAR COMFORTABLE MOTHERFLOATING SHOES so you can dance and run and jump and climb. Those heels are cute, but this is NOT THE TIME. Dress as fancy as you wanna. We’ll make you glow.
4. Meet us at the rendezvous point fifteen minutes early to allow time for check in and temperature check. If you are late, you may, unfortunately, be left behind! We'll set you up with a pair of our glowing headphones.
5. At your designated start time, give yourself over to the voice in your headphones. The adventure has begun.
The fine print:
This is an age 18+ only event. Pre-show temperature checks, Facial coverings, physical distancing are mandatory. All tickets are FULLY REFUNDABLE with advance notice; if you are in any way concerned about your well-being, we would very much prefer you stayed home. Just let us know so we let someone else in; these events are extremely small and they will sell out.