• Zoetropolis Cinema Stillhouse (map)
  • 112 N Water St
  • Lancaster, PA 17603

Hello, Lancaster! Mary Ann Pianka returns to her beloved hometown with the bespoke event you never knew you needed: a silent disco dance adventure! For fifteen years, What The Float has been "the best night ever" in a list of cities pining to be as authentically cool as the 717. Let's show them how it's done.

We'll walk and dance as a group around the neighborhood, listening to music in the provided special headphones. The music matches our surroundings as we pass them in real time, guiding you through an immersive odyssey. And we'll fuel up at bars along the way. So it's part dance party, part curated adventure, part bar crawl!

What The Float facilitates safe spaces for our community members to celebrate themselves, explore their city, and above all: experience JOY. (Remember joy?!) All are welcome. And the night is yours! You can dance it alllll out, or just walk along and vibe. Have your own journey, or party with friends. Just don't miss it, because these are the nights that matter.

TO HAVE THE MOST FUN:

  • Arrive at 8:00 pm to meet the community and enjoy some bevvies. But the music begins and WE DEPART AT 8:30, so don't be late!

  • Please let us know if you need a discount code to attend. We will never allow capitalism to stand in the way of your joy.

  • Please wear sensible shoes. Lewks appreciated, but not required! Wear whatever best enables your movement and makes you feel awesome! We also recommend you carry as little as possible. Break out those fanny packs, babes!

  • The night will end within easy walking distance of where it began, so parking anywhere in downtown Lancaster will work!

Get Tickets!

(Not sure what you’re getting yourself into? That's understandable! You're so brave! It's beyond worth it; Let us explain.)

The fine print:

This is an age 21+ only event. All tickets are FULLY REFUNDABLE, no questions asked, with advance notice. COVID and various other horrors persist, and if you are in any way concerned about your health, we would very much prefer you stayed home! You DO NOT need to buy the event insurance, just let us know so we can let someone else in; these events are small and they will sell out!